Years ago I compiled some News Review police reports, here are a few of them.

12:35 p.m. — Report of a cat that got caught in a crab trap near the 600 block of Salmon Harbor Drive in Winchester Bay
2:34 a.m. — Police were asked to check Shadow Ranch Lane in Roseburg for a suspicious-looking male wearing what looked like a “space suit.”
3:36 p.m. — Report of a man rolling in the grass and waving his arms around near Edenbower Boulevard and Interstate 5 in Roseburg.
3:58 p.m. — Report of a naked man lying on the ground and masturbating behind a booth in the park near the 400 block of Southeast Canyon Street in Canyonville. No one present wanted to press charges.
Roseburg Police
10:37 a.m. — Report of a man who stole pork chops and barbecue sauce from Safeway, 406 Rose Street..
2:20 p.m. — Report of a teenage male who went into a building on Fulton Street and asked if they had any money in the safe and if they had any candy.
1:40 pm — Report of a man in a vacant residence in North Roseburg. A Women went over and told him he was trespassing. He offered her a lollipop.
Sutherland Police
9:57 a.m. — A man was allegedly intoxicated and unable to locate his pants on East Central Avenue.
5:00 p.m. — A man who was walking in the area of the 300 block of North State Street was reportedly carrying a shotgun and swinging it around. The shotgun turned out to be an umbrella
3:44 p.m. — An intruder reportedly entered a space above a person’s ceiling, fell asleep and was snoring on the 200 block of Southwest Everett Avenue.
7:21 a.m. — Report of a puppy stuck in a recliner at a residence on Northwest Second Avenue. The chair was dismantled and puppy was OK.
Myrtle Creek Police
4:46 pm — Report of a bear cub in a yard tying to through garage sale items near the 1000 block of Northeast Hawthorne Avenue
Winston Police
Motorist traveling down Grape Street in Winston were repeated pelted with grapes as they drove past some neighborhood children.